Top 40 Sailor Moon Comedy Fic Recs

[erinptah]

In the spirit of stirring up more activity in this comm: a roundup of my favorite funny Sailor Moon fics!

They're in order from "the site was easy to share from" to "the site was hard to share from," meaning it starts with AO3 fics and works all the way down to ancient .txt files. (Which still make me laugh, so they're in.)

Includes a few crossovers, including The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Ranma 1/2, and Pinky And The Brain.

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Flower Power (7153 words) by irritablevowel
Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sailor Moon - Character, Tuxedo Kamen, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Mercury, Mimete (Sailor Moon)
Additional Tags: crackfic
Summary:

Sick of Tuxedo Kamen's lame roses, Sailor Mars challenges him to branch out.

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Meeting Like This (3708 words) by JetWolf
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hino Rei | Sailor Mars/Tsukino Usagi | Sailor Moon
Characters: Hino Rei | Sailor Mars, Tsukino Usagi | Sailor Moon
Summary:

This bi-weekly meeting of The Rei Hino Fanclub was officially in session.


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Attack of the Earworm (297 words) by 1337nik
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sailor Galaxia, Sailor Iron Mouse, Sailor Aluminum Seiren, Shadow Galactica
Additional Tags: Crack, Community: sailormoonland, Bananas, Stalking, Hearing Voices
Series: Part 14 of SML Challenges
Summary:
Iron Mouse is haunted by something.

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Special Delivery (4552 words) by JetWolf
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Hino Rei | Sailor Mars, Tsukino Usagi | Sailor Moon, Mizuno Ami | Sailor Mercury, Kino Makoto | Sailor Jupiter, Aino Minako | Sailor Venus, Chiba Mamoru | Tuxedo Kamen
Summary: When Mamoru has to go out of town, a very pregnant Usagi becomes Rei’s responsibility.

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Unhappiness (194 words) by commas_and_ampersands
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kaiou Michiru/Tenoh Haruka
Characters: Tenoh Haruka, Kaiou Michiru
Additional Tags: Dialogue-Only, Humor, Outer Senshi Family
Summary:

"I did not cheat!"

"Don't compound things by lying, Haruka."

"Okay, fine. I cheated. But you know what? I don't regret it."

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Phosphorous (199 words) by purplekitte
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon (Anime)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Furuhata Motoki/Nishimura Reika
Characters: Furuhata Motoki, Nishimura Reika, Ail (Sailor Moon), An (Sailor Moon)
Additional Tags: Drama, Humor, Science
Summary: Reika and Motoki are kidnapped by aliens to be fed to the Doom Tree.

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The Truce (2028 words) by JetWolf
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Aino Minako | Sailor Venus, Chiba Mamoru | Tuxedo Kamen, Tsukino Usagi | Sailor Moon, Hino Rei | Sailor Mars
Summary: Some problems are too big for Minako alone. This time, only Mamoru can help. Well, shit.



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Bad Hair Day (608 words) by commas_and_ampersands
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aino Minako/Kunzite
Characters: Zoisite (Sailor Moon), Aino Minako, Tsukino Usagi, Kunzite (Sailor Moon)
Additional Tags: Humor
Summary: “Honestly, I have no idea how she even got the gum.”
Kunzite very pointedly does not look at Minako, which is an accusation in and of itself.

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Really Quite Absurd (967 words) by commas_and_ampersands
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Furuhata Motoki/Kino Makoto
Characters: Furuhata Motoki, Kaiou Michiru
Additional Tags: Crystal Tokyo Era, Michiru Is Terrifying, Humor
Summary: Motoki's left alone with a wounded Michiru. And he's pretty damn certain she's going to kill him.

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Operation FMD (1336 words) by RosaF7
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Meiou Setsuna | Sailor Pluto, Aino Minako | Sailor Venus
Additional Tags: Friendship
Summary: Setsuna's been single for a long time, and Minako just wants to help out. Setsuna and Minako friendship.

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The Dark Lords of Nerima By: claymade

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Ryoga, Ranma - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297

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Walk the plank By: throwing-dynamite

Rei is in denial about a certain someone. Minako, who notices this, decides to help her dear friend accept her feelings and act upon them! However, Rei is really...really in denial. With help of the Senshi, they'll guide her the right way! Well... drag her kicking and screaming in the right way... Rei/Usa. Mina/Ami/Mako. Haru/Michi. COMPLETE

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,550

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Mad King Zoisite By: monlette

Zoisite has survived Beryl's attack on him, and boy, is he angry with Kunzite! Even worse, he's decided to replace Beryl as reigning sovereign of the Dark Kingdom. Should Kunzite sleep on the couch...or an entirely different planet? For two different challenges.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Kunzite/Malachite, Zoicite/Zoycite - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,667

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As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly By: Sophia Prester

In which Usagi and Mamoru undergo a threat to their Miracle Romance, Criminal Elements make themselves known, Sailor Pluto meddles with Time and History, and a new Villain is unleashed. COMPLETE

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,726

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An Eating Guide to the Silver Millenium By: Richard Beaubien

A zany crossover of Bishoujo Sailor Moon and Hitchiker Guide to the Galaxy

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,141

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Pink Haired Trouble By: Bethany1

The King and Queen are away on holiday, leaving nine senshi and eventually three starlights with a three year old. No problem, right?

Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,607

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Haruka and Zoisite Get Together :O By: Arctic Rainbow

Haruka's sad because Michiru is too busy with Sailor business to play monopoly with her. Zoisite's upset because Kunzite got fed up with opening jars of pickles for him. When the two meet up and start hanging out, what will this lead to? Will Michiru and Kunzite be able to get their partners back? Will Zoisite learn to open pickle jars? Will Michiru ever put some clothes on? 1Shot

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - [Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune] [Kunzite/Malachite, Zoicite/Zoycite] - Words: 3,781

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Speed Bump By: voraciouswriting

An unusual take on the idea of Sailor Uranus & Neptune having magical lesbian babies. Mild swearing but not much else.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune - Words: 4,842

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Dear Smut People - Sailor Mars' Argument on Quality By: JudeDeluca

After being forced to watch several Sailor Senshi-based pornos, Rei writes a letter complaining over the portrayal of Sailor Mars and offers some constructive criticism.

Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Words: 1,020

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Refuge in Audacity By: y3k

Crystal Tokyo has descended into a never-ending prank war. God help us all.

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 10,760

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The Quest to Find the Thing Rei Didn't Know By: Jet Wolf

Rei has a problem, and a kind of roundabout way of finding a solution.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Friendship - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts - Words: 7,696

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The Shop By: natashasurgirl

Andrew reached for his friend, grabbing Darien's shoulders. He breathed in the smell of fresh paint, which nearly made him want to gag. Finally, after a cough into his shoulder, Andrew responded. "I got your message." (When true friends intervene)

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Motoki F./Andrew - Words: 1,062

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The Aerodynamics of Friendship By: Jet Wolf

When Mako faces a troubling school assignment, it's up to her friends to come to the rescue! For some value of "rescue".

Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Humor - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Words: 3,027

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Heaven By: Jon Carp

Winner of the "fic most likely to have been written on acid" award. Seriously. The story is now finished.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,409

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The Stuff That Doesn't Make Sense By: Jon Carp

A simple misunderstanding leads to nutty goings-on, as Shingo leads a brigade of background characters on a mission to invade the privacy of the inner senshi.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 13,502

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The BIG Wish (PG-13) by Lilac Summers
Chapters: 7
Completed: Yes First Published: Feb 20, 2004
Last Updated: Feb 20, 2004

Usagi makes a wish - a BIG wish - will it lead to what she wants?

Characters: Moon & Mask
Category: Sailormoon R
Genres: Comedy, W.A.F.F
Warnings: None
Word Count: 26713

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Quixote Complex (PG) by ChibiCori
Chapters: 3
Completed: Yes First Published: Dec 04, 2004
Last Updated: Dec 04, 2004

Mamoru gets a knock to the head and is taken over by his former life as Prince Endymion. Which means he immediately recognizes Usagi as his princess. And guess which poor sap Prince Endymion catches Usagi flirting with?

Characters: Moon & Mask
Category: Character Piece
Genres: Comedy, W.A.F.F
Warnings: None
Word Count: 22574

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Hawk's Eye View (PG-13) by Heavenly Pearl
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes First Published: Feb 06, 2006
Last Updated: Feb 06, 2006

Hawkseye is known for his taste in older women, but what happens when he falls for a certain timeless beauty?

Characters: Other
Category: Sailormoon SuperS
Genres: Action, Comedy
Warnings: Adult Situations
Word Count: 10772

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Oh, Baby! by ChibiCori

Summary: The trials of Darien when our favorite little meatball head has an ::ahem:: little crisis
Rated: PG 13+
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 9768

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Death and Taxes by Masked Maiden
It was tax season. And the government wanted taxes from those six months he was dead.

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The Aftermath of Bachelor Parties by Kihin Ranno
Motoki and Mamoru have had one wild night. And now they are having a very bad morning.

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Mamoru Chiba Needs A Hug by His lordship Chaos
Pinky & the Brain, two lab mice now given intelligence after being used as daimon test hosts by the Deathbusters, plan to take over the world by getting rid of the Senshi. Of course, any plan involving Sailor Brain (defender of some obscure celestial body you've probably never heard of before) can only end in tears, wrestling matches and Tuxedo Pinky saving the day.

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DECK THE HALLS
But Not Too Hard; They Might Sue by Anna-chan ^_^
"Zoisite!" snapped Queen Beryl, as the four kings appeared before her throne. "That ABBA plan failed abysmally! You look nothing like Frida, and you certainly can't sing like her!"

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Of Love and Other Catastrophes
A mix of romance and comedy, in which Usagi makes a *little* wish for an exotic vacation, then lo and behold... it gets granted! Usagi is with King Endymion and Neo-Queen Serenity is tossing insults with Mamoru. There's something very wrong with this picture, and you can bet Sailor Pluto won't be happy when she finds out...

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Mimete Steps Out!
or,
A Counterclockwork Orange
by Gradient
Occurs the day of Episode 110-111 (the Talisman episodes).

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A Strange Day or The Outer Senshi Wander Into A Woodshed
By neko
"Subterranean Reflection!!!" Neptune shouted, using the Deep Aqua Trowel.

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Road Kill
By Haruka (haruka@ymail.com)
In answer to a ‘road trip’ writing challenge, this is an alternate universe Sailormoon story featuring the Shitennou. Not necessarily canon.


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(1) An Unnatural Act
(2) More Unnatural Acts (A Sailor Moon satire and sequel to "An Unnatural Act")

Name: Twelve Rabbit
E-mail: jabaird@idirect.com
Rating: PG

"Oh yes, that's right." Barrel frowned. "But what about Sattelyte? I'm sure I didn't kill him."

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SAILOR MOON: MISCAST
This promises to get a little (just a little?) weird. If you think
I've succeeded, E-Mail the Flashman at MXJK67C@Prodigy.com.